(Source: freakingshotgun, via stfuconservatives)
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This week in Unintentionally Hilarious Article Headlines and Accompanying Photographs.
| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
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| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
James Morrissey (and a bunch of other people) asked: i guess your website should now be called “what’s the most racist shit you can find?”. this is a trayvon martin shooting range target (complete with hoodie, skittles and ice tea)
Yo, so here’s the thing, in case you’re extra naive and thought there was some way that both sides of the Trayvon Martin discussion were decent people with a difference of opinion: this exists. Whenever you think racism is on the wane, or that people who are angered by racism are oversensitive, or that my language is too strong, remember: these fucks are celebrating the cold-blooded murder of a kid.There is no such thing as post-racial.
This is important.
There are two types of people who love Fight Club. There are those who see it as both a witty satire of the bland egotism in highly consumerist societies and an intriguing exploration of the dangers of radical anti-consumerism, and those who see it as oh my god let’s blow up all the credit card companies.
I prefer the former.
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Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!
From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.
It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D
This is awesome. I had no idea Argentina was so progressive.
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I need feminism because my of how happy I was when my brother got angry about the definition of a recent legal case as “rape by force”. I need feminism because the legal term “rape by force” exists.
